Shit That Makes Me Laugh

toocooltobehipster:

i know what you’re thinking

that car in the background is parked hella close to the wall

Okay, this totally reminds me of something that happened to my friend. He had gone on a date with this girl he really liked and had seen a few times, and afterwards they were in the car in an almost empty parking garage, and they started foolin’ around a bit in the car. Next thing they know, a truck pulls up and two guys get out. At this point all they’re worried about is being seen, so they start pulling themselves together. THEN the two truckers pull down their pants, start making out, then just go at it right there. My friend was just like, “OH MY GOD, IS THIS REAL LIFE?!” So they quickly decided to just start the car up and floor it out of there. He goes to turn on the car, and I shit you not, the engine kept stalling, it wouldn’t start. So, him and the girl get out of the car, making as much noise as possible so the men will hear them, because they’re going to need their help jump starting the car. (It was his first year in college, he had a shitty car, yaknow.) The men didn’t realize they were they until they were almost up to the truck. So the guys pulled up their pants and said they were embarrassed, they didn’t hear anybody. They helped them jump start the car, and that was it. Crazy shit..

(Source: traveljerkoff)